PBR Flashbacks

Its 3:37 PM and my head’ still pounding like 2 dogs in heat. This is the result of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon beer , a.k.a. PBR (yah, I’m classy) and long hours of partying with friends, all while celebrating the awaited May long weekend.

The only bad thing about this whole night is that… I actually don’t remember much. It all started good you know, cool funky beats, good-looking peeps and a good venue, but as soon as I cracked that 1st can of PBR open, boom! I was gone.

As urban dictionary mentions, ” PBR is the number 1 choice of indie punks, pirates and stripper killers” No kidding! this East Hastings champagne will make you go into some weird trance. It’s even said that it transforms people into hairy truck drivers, so use caution when drinking this redneck elixir.

But hey what do you expect for $3.75 a can, when you’re a broke anything goes, and let’s face it, some of you have a secret fetish and really want to become a dirty truck driver. Oh and there is even options for the ladies, my friend Alex told me about the “ghetto cocktail” which is PBR mixed with juice…..1 word for this sh!t , NASTY. I am sure this cocktail has the power of transforming anybody into a Lady Gaga on meth.

Anyways, I leave you to admire some pictures of this classy, lovely, almost British tea-party-like evening along with the link for Calvin Harris “Flashback” . I pray to god that I didn’t make a baby in a back alley.

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