So to start off this rant, let me say this: ” I just DON’T GET IT”  … yeah, that pretty much sums up what I am thinking now. This post is not about the flakes created in clouds, like the ones we are missing in Vancouver, like the ones the whole world is making fun of because we didn’t get any. No no my friends, this is about FLAKES, people flakes, human like creatures that are  UBER cool at one point and then, all of the sudden, puff! they are gone.

So… lets start with this ( I am sure you have been through this, so do not pretend you don’t know what I am talking about). You know, you meet someone, then you kinda click it off, then you go out, things are going great!! you are the king of the world ( better than freakin Leo di caprio pushing chubby Rose out of the boat) you rock it! but then one day you wake up and you are like , I really like this, I think it has potential, so you call the “person” and…..boop….booop…no answer. Hmm.. he/she must be, taking a shower? I’ll call later. Then, “later” comes and ..booop…boop.. hmm.. well, she/he must be…uh…super busy, I mean they have a life right? He/she call me later.

2 days go by.3days go by.1 week goes by. WTF !!!! Ok, lets..let me just call her/him one more time, you never know…booop..boop…nothing. Ok, you know what, there are freak accidents happening all the time. She/he has been abducted, probed, licked, banged, boiled, fried and he cannot call me ( ooh…I give up with the he/she crap) of  course, he was cutting his finger nails and he cut the whole finger off, that’s why he cannot call me!

YOU KNOW WHAT…give it up. There is a very wise movie called ” he’s just not that into you” and we , WE should seriously consider this option. Even though it sucks, and even though you are super heart-broken and thinking ” I am so cool, like what is wrong with you”, you my friend (and me) , have to get over it. We have to DELETE all contact with this evil entities, as they are in the rise. If you have an account in “plenty of fish” and someone hasn’t contacted you back, I have news for you, that site is now called “plenty of flakes” . If you found this evil entity in a bar, and hope to see him again, I have news for you, he is in some other bar doing the same thing to some other poor victim. If you did sports with him, and that’s how you connect, I have news for you!! he will love his bike more than he will ever love  you, so he is telling you that 2 wheels and a chain are worth more than your 2 big kahunas and massive brains.

So, this is the time, where all of us come together, rise like the phoenix from the ashes ( very cool ashes ) and STOP thinking that this flakies are worth our time and effort. Use this time and effort for you, to validate yourself,to  love yourself again and to make you open your eyes and say ” Next! ” , do it like Ikea in the returns deparment,  ” now serving number 22 A ”

Ok I am done. Sorry for the emotional barfing, but we all need to do this once in a while. My final thought to all of you is …. Flakes are like mushy mud, the more you fight to get out of it, the more you sink! so, just let it get really hard and then walk away! yeeahaw.

Love. Gbox.